2 years going strong

Sexiest Albums from the Sexiest People, once again with gusto

Living with the Lesbian Power Authority has its perks, such as a sweet Home Depot discount. We've got the fancy rakes to prove it!

















Featuring such classics as "Lick My Peanut Buttery Nut Sack" ... "Chew That Love Toy" ... "Fetch Me That Dickstick, Bruiser!" and much, much more!
















...I'd fuck the shit outta me.



















Dear Mom, please pass on the message to Dad so I don't have to go to that military academy in Iowa.

















I honestly didn't think sour cream could get any more disgusting. And what are these other so-called "delights." Shudder.

















What's next is Foster Edwards getting replaced by a very talented chimpanzee with an oboe and a dream, launching the new orchestra into music famedom and legendry.















"God finally answered my prayers and gave me the perfect man, now if only God would solve the 'splinters in my vagina' issue." Amen to that sister!

















Mr. Tooth Decay; just like Madam AIDS but less hot.

i done made myself over

Schadenfreude ... I've got it.

thinking of my Dad

I would have written of me on my

stone:

I had a lover's quarrel with the world.

--ROBERT FROST

hot summer streets and the pavements are burning

Spent the day in Patterson Park, one of the prettiest city parks I've seen.
It's huge. Really, there are several different sports fields, an olympic-sized pool, jungle gyms, and still plenty of space for dog-walking, reading, and stumbling room for the drunks. And there always seems to be cool events going on, like movies and Polish festivals. Pictures don't really do it justice.

the way I spent my morning

Tim Fite -- "Big Mistake"

The Chills -- "Leather Jacket"

Siouxsie & the Banshees -- "Cities in Dust"

They Might Be Giants -- "Bastard Wants To Hit Me"

Boards of Canada -- "Dayvan Cowboy"

Goblin Cock -- "Stumped"

Yo La Tengo -- "Sugarcube"