Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Sexiest Albums from the Sexiest People, once again with gusto


Living with the Lesbian Power Authority has its perks, such as a sweet Home Depot discount. We've got the fancy rakes to prove it!

















Featuring such classics as "Lick My Peanut Buttery Nut Sack" ... "Chew That Love Toy" ... "Fetch Me That Dickstick, Bruiser!" and much, much more!
















...I'd fuck the shit outta me.



















Dear Mom, please pass on the message to Dad so I don't have to go to that military academy in Iowa.

















I honestly didn't think sour cream could get any more disgusting. And what are these other so-called "delights." Shudder.

















What's next is Foster Edwards getting replaced by a very talented chimpanzee with an oboe and a dream, launching the new orchestra into music famedom and legendry.















"God finally answered my prayers and gave me the perfect man, now if only God would solve the 'splinters in my vagina' issue." Amen to that sister!

















Mr. Tooth Decay; just like Madam AIDS but less hot.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Monday, June 22, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

thinking of my Dad

I would have written of me on my

stone:

I had a lover's quarrel with the world.

--ROBERT FROST

Monday, June 8, 2009

hot summer streets and the pavements are burning






















































































Spent the day in Patterson Park, one of the prettiest city parks I've seen.
It's huge. Really, there are several different sports fields, an olympic-sized pool, jungle gyms, and still plenty of space for dog-walking, reading, and stumbling room for the drunks. And there always seems to be cool events going on, like movies and Polish festivals. Pictures don't really do it justice.

Friday, June 5, 2009

the way I spent my morning



Tim Fite -- "Big Mistake"

The Chills -- "Leather Jacket"

Siouxsie & the Banshees -- "Cities in Dust"

They Might Be Giants -- "Bastard Wants To Hit Me"

Boards of Canada -- "Dayvan Cowboy"

Goblin Cock -- "Stumped"

Yo La Tengo -- "Sugarcube"

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Smart enough to be a Johnson

"As a wise old black faggot said to me, 'Some people are shits, darling.'
A basic split between shits and Johnsons has emerged. I see the world as a stage on which different actors are assigned to different roles. Of course, any Johnson does do shitty things at times. But he knows enough to regret such actions. It is very rare that a hardcore shit acts like a Johnson. He simply does not understand what it means to be a Johnson, and is irrevocably committed to a contrary viewpoint. A direct confrontation of the shits and the Johnsons could be as drastic as the conjunction of matter and antimatter: POOF! No reconciliation, no agreeing to disagree, is possible."
-- WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS



















This is an excerpt from the foreward Burroughs wrote for Jack Black's "You Can't Win." The book is known as Burroughs' favorite book, he even used pieces of it for his own book "Junky."
The book is a gem and its style, let alone the story, can't be found in any literature since.
The writing and content is straightforward and simple. Black's autobiographical story describes his life in the hobo underground at the turn of the century. He describes freight-hopping his way across the west, while meeting the unsavory and the surprisingly kind in the yegg community. Becoming a member of the Johnson crime family, Black thieves with the salt-of-the-earth folk who live according to a tough and fair code; people who would stick their necks out for a friend.
Black spends his life in crime, opium dens, and penitentiaries, writing all the while. This book details a past way of life that will never be again. It's a strange and insightful translation of this country's history; good, but mostly grim.
Black may have disappeared, but he preserved a portion of the beginnings that you wouldn't have known otherwise.